*is travelling through the Boonies and comes across a Gay Rights Parade while searching for the hideout of Dillo Brando*

"Somethin' spicy is about to happen."

*Carnage arrives just in time to see this*

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"Carnage!" The mysterious warrior barked, "You may not know me, but I know you. I promise you, if we come out alive from all of this , I will tell you everything I know about your dead parents and girlfriend."

"WHARBLLBLRBLRBLRLBRLBLRLBRLBLRBLRLBGAHAR." he mildly responded

"The time for plot exposition is not now, that comes later. Now hop into this Mako Midgar Cannon! Hurry!"

"THIS IS FOR MIDGAR! FOR HOLLOW BASTION! AND.... FOR.... *he winces* LEO THE CAT..." *he cries while pulling the trigger, emptying a massive round into Fatman's carcass.

"WHARBLRLBRLBLRLLGLARGLRGLLR." said Carnage, it sounded like how a slide whistle sounds cause he's being shot out of a cannon.

*muffled screams from Carnage and actual screams from Fatman*

"YOU BASTIDS! YOU... NEVER GAVE ME ANY MORE DIALOGUE OTHER THAN... MY INTRODUCTION.... LAUGH... AND BE FAT...."

*dies*

"Thank the goddess we're safe," Cheago said stupidly.
"I agree," responded Toddlercon, "I'm glad we were rescued by all our great friends, especially that Spoony guy."
Cheago nodded and became aroused thinking of him. He walked over to him where Spoony Snake, his true identity revealed was now wearing his normal tight suit showing off his weiner ass and other sexual body parts that made Cheago sexually horny.

"Gee, thanks again for saving me." Cheago said sexily.
"Yeah uh, is your dad dead or did the bomb not go off?" Spoony Snake responded confusedly.
"Oh, don't worry," Cheago said batting his eye lashed and jiggling his amble stomach provocatively. "What I care about is-"

"yeah that's great. Hey anyone know how to get us out of here? Perhaps to a different more relevant or funny webcomic setting?" Spoony said, inconsiderately knocking Poochie aside and turning to face the guy.

"I have just the man in mind," Otacon said smugly. He was waiting for a chance for them all to escape, perhaps to Penny Arcade or even Dominic Deegan.
He pulled open his iDroid and put in a call:

"Please select an extraction point," a boring woman's voice said. Otacon selected where they were standing but realized he set a waypoint instead. "God Damn it," he said then looked for the closest arbitrary extraction point which was at least 100 yards from them for no real reason. With the point sent finally he recieved confirmation from his eye in the sky.
"This is Pequod headed to LZ!"

The group milled around awkwardly waiting. Chibi tried to look badass but instead looked like a 13 year old at hot topic. Spoony tried to make awkward conversation with Ollid who was a human now but mostly tried to talk about the weather. Cheago cried. Otacon began to sweat. George Bashline and Spax punched each other a lot more and it was cool. And BigAl's body became the slow process of decomposition while Carnage questioned his humanity of which he lacked.
Then suddenly, as Ollid became to fumble for his smart phone for the 8th time to fake checking his text messages a familiar sound filled the air.

"This is Peqoud! Arrving at LZ!!"
Everyone let out a collective sigh of relief. Human interaction was hard and now they could all pretend to be distracted by something while putting off the inevitable death that awaits us all.

"Not so fast!" Chibi said, flexing his massive muscles, "George Bashline is weaker than water! I will fight you all! Boss stop that dang helicopter!"

"No!" Bashline screamed, delivering a bone cracking roundhouse kick, "Spax you bastard! We've already waited long enough! Let the fags go!"
"MUAHAHA! YOU WILL DIE JUST LIKE RYAN DRUMMOND DID BASHLINE AND FRIENDS!" Spax cackled as autoinjectors filled his body with morphine to cope with the massive pain he was in after being savagely beaten by a sex having man ready for some pink Pussy pussy.
"FIRE!"

The harrier unleashed a torrent of rockets.
"Boss I'm still waiting to extract yoOH MY GOOOOOO" Pequod said like Rich Evans. In that exact voice in fact.

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!" screamed Otakon, "FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!" he stomped his feet and hooted and hollered. "Damn it boss," an unfamiliar voice said, "We'll pay for a new chopper but be careful next time!"
"MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!! ANBEFUIDFWDWIDS" yelled Carnage, not so much out of anger but at the joy of yelling with someone else.
"Muauhhahaha!" cackled Chibi, who jumped anime style onto a nearby facility (said like rage). "You want out?"

"You'll have to go through our world. Big Cheese! But will you be prepared to face our true boss?" then he ran off into the facility like sonic the hedgehog.
"Damn it!" Bashline said as the jet flew off conveniently, "I'll meet up with you guys later. For now, find the secret boss and save the world. Bye," and he was gone for now.
"What do we do now?" Ollid asked, dumbfounded.
"Rookie, we infiltrate," said Spoony.
"But...how will we survive?" Ollid responded sassily.
"Don't worry...I have one trick still left up my sleeve."

"Unlimited ammo."

We find our heroes several feet away from the second shell also known as, by now "Arsenal Laser Cheese." but only by unseen forces. They don't know that.



"So... this is the 2nd Shell." said Punished Odnarb.

"Seems unfinished."

"So how do we get into the shell?" belched Odnarb

"Through this door rookie, follow my lead." Said the grizzled Spoony Snake

*squeezing sounds* *moaning and grunting ensues*

"Greetings." said a hoarse masculine voice.

Punished Daddy Odnarb and Solid Spoony were in shock. They turned to greet their greeter.



"You've made it farther than you should have. Perhaps I should show you the way out..." wheezed the man.

"In a body bag!" Yelled the messed up face man.

"It's time for you to meet... THE KLURFS!"

"Damnit, Boss, the line snapped before we could get him...."

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"Perhaps you do not know who I am..." he rasped. "Maybe a flashback will jog your memory!"