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Post by Petelina on Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:17 am



*Looks to the north* Hrmmm... we must be in Arkansas. *eyes protestors viciously gunned down by rat patrol* This cannot be happening.

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Post by Petelina on Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:20 am



Hrmmm... This isn't right. Star Pickle. Let's investigate.... and instigate Wink

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Post by SpacemanDan on Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:51 am

*Nozdorman is wandering the Boonies, searching for powerful Sith artifacts for his organization when he comes across this shit*


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Post by SpacemanDan on Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:51 am


*sips*

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Post by SpacemanDan on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:12 am

*Nozdorman recalls a memory of his past life, something faint, but the sight of the injustice has triggered it*

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:28 am


Mind if I CUT IN?

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Post by SpacemanDan on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:42 am

*Nozdorman snaps from his triggered dark memory and is prepared to face the injustice ahead of him when suddenly he is startled by this new handsome stranger*

"Who the fuck are you?!"

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:44 am



"Greetings, little bitch." The mysterious stranger said, "Listen here, have you heard of a crystal? A source of Heartless Magic? Speak Quickly...I do everything fast. For I am... Fastman Smith."

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:46 am

Only a master of Evil...Smith!!!

Two mysterious strangers appeared. "Vee have finally found joo!" Said the gay french Fox, "You must stop zis now!"
"That's right Antoine," Said the handsome, sexy stranger, "I have a feeling you're in a cruising...for some bruising."

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Post by SpacemanDan on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:47 am

Crystals?! Perhaps we search for the same thing? I am searching for powerful Sith artifacts, often described as powerful crystals....

*the angry crowd cares not for these strangers, they continue their injustices upon the denizens*

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:49 am

Fastman Smith caressed his masked face. "A Sith Lord," he said, "Perhaps," he added or else his response would have made no sense at all.
He turned to face the two new comers, "But perhaps we should be rid of these trouble makers. They reminds me of horses...and I hate horses," MASKED MAN SAID

EDIT: MISTAKE IGNORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by SpacemanDan on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:53 am

*unsheathes dark magic* Looks like all the freaks are here in Greenpatch, Arkansas tonight!
(chorus: here in Greenpatch, Arkansas tonight)

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:54 am


"Draw zee sword Fastman."

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:57 am


"It always is you bitches." Hot ethnic music began to fill the air.

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:03 am


"WHAT?!"

"Bastard," A masculine, deep and sexy voice rumbled, "Don't fuck with my friends. My power is maximum."

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Post by SpacemanDan on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:04 am

Oh SHIT

*Nozdorman isn't sure what is going on and is still worried by the social injustice happening in the background.*

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:06 am

"I don't know who the FUCK you are Fastman," George said which was true, the man was a damn mystery, who the fuck was he? "But you'll never have those crystals. They belong in a fucking museum."
"HEre Here!" Said Antoine, "Zee Crysteels shall be zee peoples!@"
"That's right!" Mike added, brasndishing his gun.
The ethnic music is gone, now DBZ music was playing or possible 90s alternative Rock

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Post by Petelina on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:14 am



"YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR? YOU MIST MUST DIE!!!



EYY DA DA! ZA PICKLEDO!




"Brine has stopped."




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Post by NormalNermal2001 on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:31 am

*Cletus is watching from afar, gripping his autographed tome tightly at the raw display of power*

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:02 pm

"Nice try," George Bashline said, "But a god is beyond space and time, much like the Burning Legion is canonically, now, in Warcraft. By the way, I'm not a demon I'm just using that as an example." Mike and Antoine nodded because it was a good example and everyone agreed.
George and his comapanions drew their swords, guns, and other things. "This sword," George said, "is the reforged Buster Sword. I will use it to slay you Fastman. And as for you," he said, "YOu look like some sort of 65 million dollar circus freak. Don't get in my way. Fastman is a bad man."
The peices were set. War was beginning. Or was it...?

"No so fast," a voice shouted. "End this violence now."

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Post by NormalNermal2001 on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:19 pm

*is still watching intently*

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Post by Petelina on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:28 pm



It was too late. The fight was over. "BRINE RESUME." said Dillo Brando. The horrors that were to unfold would soon be revealed.... NOW!!!!!


"THIS.... SHERMAN.... IS MY PICKLE JAR WORLD!!!"




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Post by NormalNermal2001 on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:30 pm

Cletus nods his head solmenly at the turn of events, knowing he was powerless to stop it.

Wiping a tear away from his eye he flips to page 420 of his holy tome and utters in a hushed voice "His name....Was Jay Sherman"

Cletus then became serious again and vowed to avenge the fallen manlet.

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Post by QueenMinnie on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:34 pm

"Oi fey," intoned the Swedish Gold lover, "All this killing and violence. It's so pointless."
He pointed at Fastman and George, "You seek the Heartless Crystals?! You want to know what they do to a man?! Let me show you."
Slowly he solemnly wheeled out a familiar face.


"This is the fate of those who seek heartless Crystals. This is...the truth."

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Post by Petelina on Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:35 pm

"That's one wrecked hymen." Said Pickletaro, Scoffing while simultaneously sobbing for the member of the group that did the least fighting in the series, he died so it's sad.

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