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Post by Ollid Odnarb on Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:46 am





"You fools! I've been manipulating you all from behind the scenes! I've been with you all since the beginning! Hahahah, this is in no way contrived at all or out of nowhere! I've known you all from the beginning! You would have never made it here without my assistance! All your hard work has been rendered invalid! You were never in any real danger up until now! It was all a play! Hahaha!!!"
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Post by Ollid Odnarb on Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:10 am



The images assaulted Odnarb's mind. "How could I have been so blind?" he queeried himself. "Were we being set up?" "Was this supposed to happen from the beginning?" "Am I really even who I THINK I am?" Questions rose and fell as quick as they came into his mind. Before Odnarb could even face his compatriot, Spoon Snake, he fell to the ground. Crying salty tears, he tasted them "T-there's no brine in these tears!" Odnarb felt less than human. Had he abandoned his old form permanently? The crying subsided as soon as it started. A familiar voice, shook him from his depression induced funk.

"Odnarb... Are you surprised to see me?" said a glowing Pickle-like figure in front of him.
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Post by Ollid Odnarb on Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:11 am



"It cannot be!" screeched Odnarb. "Search your heart Odnarb, you know it to be true. Yes, I am your Uncle Chuck. And YES. I am right here in front of you." reassured Uncle Chuck. "You have been blessed my child. Blessed with a body that can go beyond our human form. You are more than a green man. You are a near perfect being. Now, go forth and slay this nier do well."

Uncle Chuck fades back into the shadows and gives Odnarb a reassuring wink on what to do next.
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Post by Ollid Odnarb on Wed Nov 11, 2015 4:30 am



"Before I leave you however, take this power. You'll need it to control your newfound beyond two souls human power."
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A twinkle is cast in Uncle Chuck's only eye
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Post by Ollid Odnarb on Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:56 pm



*A CACOPHONY OF SOUND IS ERUPTING FROM SITE ZERO*
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"Don't think I'm done just yet."
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"You better habeeb it that you're in one hell of a pickle, Mister."
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Post by Ollid Odnarb on Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:40 am




Ollid Odnarb, Punished Odnarb, Jotaro Picklejar... Whoever he was, they were no match for his new form.

"Giga Grillo. We'll call it that and leave it simple. This is Giga Grillo 1" he smugly said.
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Post by NormalNermal2001 on Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:02 am

Cletus has been busy, after winning the Galaxy League on Soccer Asteroid AND learning 5th level cleric spells from his longstanding ally, The Cleric from Mysteria. Cletus finally arrived at Nutshack Planet. (due to a temporal anomoly it seemed like months but it actually happened immediately)

"whoa" Cletus uttered as he exited his gummy ship, looking at his former home.
"things don't seem right here" he said while surverying.
"something is definitely wrong" he nodded

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Post by NormalNermal2001 on Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:09 am

Cletus approched the only living Shacker in sight. (the scared philipino man who works at the 7-11 near my house)

"what happened here...such pointless death and destruction" cletus said
"it's terrible...those two have destroyed all that we hold dear....but we cant do anything because they held horat captive" the man exclaimed.
Cletus scowled, b ut became calm again "Who"
"Xajck and Lixph"

Cletus wrote down the names in his holy tome, and nodded
"Justice will be met" he says as his cape flutters in the wind as he gazes at the ruins of his former home. NutShack Inc.




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Post by NormalNermal2001 on Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:16 am

"help me" Horats voice could be heard from the ruins
"im coming little buddy..." cletus yells as he uses his 5th level cleric spells to fly up to the fifth floor but he would not be prepared for what he witnessed

*in jack voice....but twisted* "hey cletus. its me. your best friend."

No...it cant be

"hehe..yeah. its us" *in phil voice..but messed up*



Cletus couldnt believe his eyes...his two best friends in the world...but evil???

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Post by QueenMinnie on Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:19 am

Meanwhile, back at Traverse Town...

"Jensen!" the evil general yelled, "We know you're in there! Get your ass out here!"
The heartless commandos glibbered heebishly. Soon they'd get revenge for all their last friends and allies.

The warning alarm blared.
"Damn," Jensen growled, getting up from his oxblood chair. Tomoko also jumped to her feet in a spastic, annoying motion.
"W-W-W-What's going on?" she stammered cutely.
"Bastard Heartless came to finish us off...We're fucked."
The two busted out the door but the sight that greeted them filled them with terror.



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Post by QueenMinnie on Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:23 am


"Ahaha!" Cackled the evil general, "How do you propose to get out of this one Rebel?"
His subordinates were gathered. An army of five thousand heartless warriors.
"Finally! We will defeat the rebels and bring order to this pathetic galaxy!" said Epic Robert, neck wiggling menacingly.

"That's resistance," Jensen spat, "Original Trilogy was rebels." He readied with lockblade.
Tomoko jumped to his side, "We're not fucked! N-not until after," she said pervertedly.
The dramatic music swelled. War was beginning.

"CHARGE!"screamed the evil general. With a deafening roar, they charged to the two.

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Post by QueenMinnie on Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:27 am

The battle was waged. Slash after slash, bullet after bullet the two lovers fought, but it seemed all for naught. Everyone they cut down, twelve more took their place.
"Ahaha! Pathetic," smugly grinned the evil commander. "Now die in hellfire!"
"I will lend you my magic power!" Yelled Conrad, now in his final form.

The fireball arched towards the too. Jensen squeezed Tomoko's hand affectionately. It would be over soon.

"Not so fast!" a heroic voice yelled. Suddenly a knight appeared before the two, shield raised.
The fireball hit his shield.

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Post by QueenMinnie on Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:30 am

The dust settled. The Evil general smirked laughingly. "Muahaha! Finally, I will bring order and peace!"



"That the best you got?" the knight said cockily.
Jensen rolled his neck. "Almost got a scratch."
"T-Thank you," Tomoko stuttered.
"Thank me when the battle's won," the knight said.

The Evil Commander growled. "Damn it! All forces attack now! Kill the fuckers!"


The entire forces charged at once, no longer using ninja tactics of fighting them one on one. They would win for sure!
"We will win for sure!" said Epic Robert.
"Indeed! Then we will truly be atop this third wall," Said Conrad.
Were they fucked?

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Post by QueenMinnie on Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:33 am

"I don't think so," the knight said, deep voice rumbling.

"W-What are you-?"
'GET DOWN!" screamed Adam, lovingly pushing her to the ground violently.

The deafening crash of bone on steal, the splash of blood and gore.

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" the general said like Mike Stoklasa. In that exact voice, in fact.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT," screaming Conrad as he was evaporated.
Epic Robert's head was gone before he could even speak.

"It's done," grunted the knight.

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Post by QueenMinnie on Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:37 am

The three regrouped. The scene of violence faded. "Heartless leave no corpses," the knight said.
Jensen nodded. "Be careful for the Heartless Miasma. It's dangerous."
Tomoko nodded. "H-Hey..."

"Who are you?" she asked the knight.
He smirked and removed his helmet.
http://puu.sh/ljPsE/1a2fa79709.webm

meanwhile...on the harrier.


"So," Spax snarked, "It begins."
The eye patch flew off. The secret revealed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6-F_TXHh8c

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Post by SpacemanDan on Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:45 am

*suddenly a pain wracked through Carnages symbiote, although he was immune to the Heartless corruption, there was something he was NOT immune to....something ancient.......something he was exposed to frequently when tasked to gather Sith Artifacts........The Dark Side. It was calling to him. A Sith Lord had been slained.....and now another Sith in the Gummi galaxy grew stronger.,,,,He could feel him.....back where this all began.....at the Guile Fighting Academy, where he had stolen Sith artifacts for Nozdorman, who had lost contact to.
"Agughghahahaahgglglllllll" he screamed "Ahhhhhh fuuuuuuuuck!!!!!"


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Post by Ollid Odnarb on Fri Nov 13, 2015 7:29 am

High above Neo Pagan Christian Heaven, Boss Jim has a new visitor

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