The OFFICIAL Waifu thread

Greeting f*cktards. Welcome to the waifu thread. You're allowed to post one waifu here as your ultimate waifu. If you post a waifu YOU MUST explain why she if your waifu IN DETAIL. This is a f*cking rule. I am the admin bitches *smirks*. So without a further adoo post a f*cking waifu!! And talk about waifus too!

Here's my reason why she is the one for me. *Unsheathes Katana*   

I think we should allow more then waifu. It's extremely difficult to choose just one.

You can have more than one, just only one may be claimed by EXCLUSIVELY you.....*sigh*

First waifu I'd like to claim is Melona from Queen's Blade.



Why?
1. Weird goo girl who's also a bunny girl

2. Evil bitch but not a cunt

3. didn't i say goo already african?!

Goo is shot tier. Yeah I totally wanna go to town on a tube of toothpaste.

My waifu is mako to from blazblue op

Auto correct fail.

Meant to say makoto sorry all.

Actually, goo is a lot more like fucking silicon gel. IE feels like a real pussy.

Next waifu is:



Yakumo Ran, kitsune familiar to Yakumo Yukari from the touhou project. Why Ran?

1. Amazing full bodied woman

2. MILF since you get Chen as a daughter too

3. Chen is my daughter now

4. Motherly, but also mischievous and fun

5. Something's got to give

my waifu is kirino


1. cute

2. mean

3. tsundere

4. very sexy

also makoto is my wife because


1. big boobs

2. fluffy tail

3. genki

4. insanely sexy

5. A slut

The Monster girl version of Goblins



why?

1. Extremely cute

2. Petite

3. Loyal and strong

Bad waifus all. Terrible. Lol. Fags.

Post a waifu or get banned

Nyarako-san is also my waifu, I'd have mentioned Hastur too but he's a boy
Reasons?

1. Super cute

2. Lewd

3. Extremely powerful

4. Always down to fuck

SpacemanDan wrote:Post a waifu or get banned

You're running the risk of getting banned for life.

End of rine

Shimakaze from Kantai Collection



Why?

1. Huge ass

2. Cute

3. Destroyer class warship

4. Bunny ear bow thing

5. Wears a thong, shows butt crack

Yuuka from the TouHou project



1. Lewd and sadistic at times

2. Also motherly and loves kids

3. Super sexy, nice body.

4. Good color scheme

5. Mature, gainfully employed

6. Loves to bully. Just like me  

I like yuuka too

SpacemanDan wrote:I like yuuka too

  She's pretty great. Good taste crew.   

NOT MY PRIME waifu by the way\
A waifu: Black Haired Kirino


1. Not a cunt (unlike Kirino)
2. Better character design
3. Not her brothers sister, so not weird incest??
4. Same character but a palette swap and all the negatives removed? Wallet.

What is her name